Someone happened upon the blog today by searching for: “nick norelli eats poo”
This has got to be the strangest term yet. For the record, I don’t eat poo. I eat a lot of sandwiches and wraps, quite a bit of pasta and rice, and tons and tons of pork, chicken, and beef, but no poo. Undoubtedly this was the search of a disgruntled vegetarian who read my comment to Ryan’s post about Greg Boyd being a namby pamby leaf eater.
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This post could serve as inspiration for some obnoxious person to do crazy web searches that lead here just so you’ll see what they searched for. Not that I’m fessing up or anything…
By: rtjones on February 11, 2008
at 5:34 pm
From now on I will be sure to accuse you of all weird searches… Not that you fessed up or anything…
By: Nick Norelli on February 11, 2008
at 5:48 pm
Perhaps someone is confusing poo with Pepsi. Similar colour, similar nutritional value, and in my opinion similar taste.
By: Peter Kirk on February 11, 2008
at 7:26 pm
Blasphemy!!! Repent of this, your wickedness at once!
By: Nick Norelli on February 11, 2008
at 8:13 pm
i think peter’s right on this one.
By: Mike on February 11, 2008
at 8:13 pm
Sure, Peter’s right… that is if up is down and black is white. I’d urge you to repent as well!
By: Nick Norelli on February 11, 2008
at 8:16 pm
watch it, i’m still part of the living magisterium - a cardinal you know.
By: Mike on February 11, 2008
at 8:37 pm
Not for long… 
By: Nick Norelli on February 11, 2008
at 9:38 pm
Well, Nick, if you call me a blasphemer and Pope Verbose’s Grand Inquisitor calls me “right”, I just might have to convert to his church. In view of the subsequent alleged defection of the said Cardinal Aubrey, which you apparently prophesied, His Holiness may be in need of a new inquistor, so perhaps you can pass on my application for the job.
By: Peter Kirk on February 12, 2008
at 2:36 pm
be careful with this guy, Peter, you’re likely to get your name defaced too!
By: Mike on February 12, 2008
at 5:49 pm
Don’t get mad at me because you had a crisis of faith and decided to join the Rabbinate. I’m not the one stopping you from dropping out of yeshiva and going back to mother Rome.
By: Nick Norelli on February 12, 2008
at 6:24 pm
Mr Norelli, an anathematized apostate, evidently perseveres in his mad and deluded ravings to his own damnation. No need to have any further care of him.
Our Holiness reaffirms Our pleasure with the superb dicasterial activities of His Eminence, Cardinal Aubrey, and rejects any notions that a new Grand Inquisitor might be needed.
However, We perceive that Mr Kirk is willing to make profession of Divine and Catholic Faith, and this We would most willingly accept. If Mr Kirk perseveres in his desire to be joined to Holy Mother Church, We should be pleased to elevate him to the rank of Cardinal and name him Cardinal Secretary of State.
Given in Rome, at St Peter’s, on the 13th day of the month of February of the Year of Our Lord 2008, the first year of Our Pontificate.
VERBOSUS PP. LXI
By: Esteban Vázquez on February 13, 2008
at 8:52 pm
