Posted by: Nick Norelli | October 31, 2007

Who Would Win a Fight Between… (Catholic Version)

Moses Flores asked where all the Catholics were in the “Who would win a fight between…” post and in doing so it made me realize that there was kind of a Word of Faither vs. Calvinist theme in those match-ups.  So without further ado I present to you the Who would win a fight between… (Catholic Version) -) 

 

Pope Benedict XVI

vs.

Scott Hahn

 

 

 

 

Gary Michuta

vs.

Dave Armstrong

 

 

 

 

Pope John Paul II

vs.

Mother Theresa

 

 

 

 

Padre Pio

vs.

Fr. John Corapi

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Akin

vs.

Fr. Mitch Pacwa

 

 

 

 

Fr. Peter Stravinskas

vs.

Bishop Fulton Sheen

 

 

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And remember people… we’re talking street fights here… not debates.. although Roman Catholics don’t debate one another… do they?  Nah… impossible… unanimous consent and all ;)

B”H

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Responses

Alrighty, here we go….

1) We all know that Ratzinger is really Emperor Palpaltine, so no questions asked.

2) Michuta is pulling weight on Armstrong. Plus Armstrong can’t see out of those dark glasses.

3) John Paul vs. Mother Theresa. Well just look at Mother Theresa’s hands. She has them in a traditional Chinese Kung Fu salute so that pretty much says it all.

4) Pio….hmmm…not with those marks. Sorry bud…going with Corapi

5) Pacwa knows more langauges than Akin. Thus, he will use “the art of fighting without fighting”….

6)Stravinskas has that wierd slack-eyed and silly look….which means he’s one of those “implosive” anger kind of guys…once Sheen knocks him one, Stravinskas is all over that!!!

By: prchdaword on October 31, 2007
at 8:55 pm

Looks more like “seperated at birth” down toward the bottom options :D

By: Felicity on November 18, 2007
at 6:27 pm

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